About
I think I'm better than everyone else. I honestly believe that I am better and therefore HR allows me to be do what I want...I'm a silly little dreamer
I think I am important.
I used to be a chef. I worked for my Father in laws company and pretended I was the HR director even though there was only ever 4 people who worked there and they were all part of my family. I cannot help but lie; I am Palestinian. It comes naturally.
It's true: I bullied my staff. They got annoyed with me, they didn't like. It's hard to tell the truth.
My way
I moved to Canada and worked remote
Visa status
I lied about my visa status in order to get more redundancy money from the UAE
Control
Director gives me the authority to be in control. I love control. No one should cross me
I'm a clown
Look at my silly red nose, my silly angry face. I'm an angry wasp
"Fucking up companies since 2018."
Skills
No skills...just lies, all bullshit. Reduce stress...actually increased it
A cunt
percentage of people who think I'm a cunt
90%Not liked
How many people actually like me
90%